“放心。”蓝飞也似的跑向鸣人，“文太，是不是将我爱罗打醒就行了......”

“应该吧......”

“鸣人，掩护我。”

“蓝......”

“如果你认为你的灵活度能比得上一只猫的话，你去......”

“我......我知道了，蓝。”

“这才像话。拜托了，鸣人。”

“没问题。”

在鸣人掩护下，蓝顺利地冲向了蓝爱罗。

“我爱罗，你给我醒醒！”

“......”

“醒醒！”

“......”

真是的，怎么跟佐助一个德行，怎么叫都叫不醒！”（竹：这也能比？=　=|||）

“......”

蓝一伸猫爪，抓向了我爱罗。

“嘶嘶。”啊，那么俊的一张脸就怎么毁容了？

“痛......”

“啊，我爱罗，你醒了。”

“是你？”

蓝也没理他，跳到守鹤的头上，瞪着他（它？）的眼睛。

“回去！”

“你在命令我！”

“废话，你是白痴吗？”

“我要杀了你......”

“杀我？”

“小子，怕了吧！”

“小子？你哪只眼看到我是小子了，啊？你是不是瞎了眼啊，连是男是女咳......是雌是雄都分不清啊？您老有近视眼还是远视眼？难道你有白内障，还是红眼病啊？眼睛看不清就算了，这不是你的错。但是，出来吓人就是你的不对了。你以为你是谁啊，很了不起是吧，爱出来显摆啊。看看我家佐助大人，长那么标志（？）都没你那么拽。咳......扯远了。你是不是以为你长得很好看啊，也不撒泡尿照照镜子，就你那德行倒贴都不要啊......”

“Stop!”某守受不了了。

“还来洋文，日文听不懂是吧？咳......Boy Which eye do you see I'm a kid, huh Are you blind You can't tell if it's male or female... If it's female or male Do you always have myopia or hyperopia Do you have cataract or red eye disease Even if you can't see clearly, it's not your fault. But it's your fault to come out and scare people. Who do you think you are It's amazing, right Show off your love. Look at my home, Mr. Sasuke Not as much as you. Cough... Far away. Don't you think you look good, and don't pee in the mirror, just don't paste your virtue upside down,...”（意思及上文）

“停，大姐，我错了。”

“知道错了啊。”

“嗯嗯。”

“错哪了？”

“嗯......”

“嗯？”

“从头到脚我都错了。”

“这还差不多。以后......”

“嗯？”

“做我的小弟......”

“是......”

“顺便和其他尾兽讲讲，我要收他们做小弟。”

“可是，大姐......”

“嗯？”

“我打不过他们......”

“渺小啊......”

“您只要制服的九尾，其他就没问题了。”某守立即献殷勤。